Blopy Ventures N0

The great wizard of Arkanhaw has created a laser beam machine that will destroy reality. The power source surging through that terrible machine are strips of bacon.

Blopy, the great hero hailing from Planet Blopy, has arrived to stop this terrible menace of terrible proportions, and the only manner of destroying the machine's power core is via destroying the power source.

Go now, Blopy, go and be a hero!